Easter 1980: Dave Langford and John Foyster hereby call for nominations for GUFF II, the fan fund intended to bring a fan from the United Kingdom to Australia for the Australian convention in June 1981 in Adelaide.
CONDITIONS FOR NOMINATION: A candidate must be nominated hy five fans – three from the United Kingdom, two from Australia (signatures required), must provide a platform of not more than 100 words, and must post a bond of $5 or £2.50, all three to be lodged with one of the two administrators.
DEADLINE FOR NOMINATIONS: Monday, August 25, 1980.
For further information contact either administrator.
Dave Langford 22 Northumberland Avenue
Reading, Berkshire RG2 7PW
United KingdomJohn Foyster 21 Shakespeare Grove
St Kilda Victoria 3182
Australia
Guffaw 1. A Quaker heard a strange noise in his house one night, got up, and discovered a burglar at work. This taking place in the country, he went and took his hunting gun, came back, and stood in the doorway.
'Friend,' he said, 'I would do thee no harm for the world, but thee standeth where I am about to shoot.'